- How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it.
2. Why did the web designer break up with the front-end developer?
Because they couldn’t align their divs.
3. Why did the CSS developer go to therapy?
Because they couldn’t center themself.
4. Why did the web designer get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he kept using too many tables.
5. Why did the HTML tag break up with the CSS stylesheet?
Because they felt too boxed in.
6. Why don’t programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs.
7. Why did the website go to the doctor?
Because it had too many broken links.
8. Why don’t web designers go to parties?
Because they prefer to stay in their own element.
9. Why did the developer go broke?
Because he lost his cache flow.
10. Why did the JavaScript developer get lost?
Because he didn’t know how to navigate the DOM.
11. Why don’t web developers play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from their CSS skills.
12. Why was the website cold?
Because it left its style sheet outside.
13. Why did the website refuse to load?
Because it heard it had to deal with IE compatibility issues.
14. Why did the web designer refuse to go on a roller coaster?
Because he didn’t want to deal with too many ups and downs.
15. Why did the web developer go broke?
Because he spent all his money on website domains.
16. Why did the website go to therapy?
Because it had too many identity crises.
17. Why was the website sad?
Because it couldn’t find its home page.
18. Why did the web designer break up with the font?
Because it wasn’t his type.
19. Why did the web developer get into a fight?
Because he couldn’t handle his classes.
20. Why did the HTML file break up with the CSS file?
Because it felt like it was being styled too much.
21. Why did the web designer go to art school?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw the perfect circle.
22. Why did the website go to school?
Because it wanted to be responsive.
23. Why did the JavaScript developer go to therapy?
Because he had too many callbacks.
24. Why did the website go on a diet?
Because it had too many cookies.
25. Why did the web designer get stuck in traffic?
Because he didn’t know how to optimize his route.
26. Why did the web developer go to the beach?
Because he heard the waves were responsive.
27. Why did the website get a job as a detective?
Because it was good at solving mysteries (bugs).
28. Why did the web designer bring a ladder to work?
Because he heard the website needed more hierarchy.
29. Why did the JavaScript developer wear glasses?
Because he couldn’t C#.
30. Why did the website get glasses?
Because it had trouble with its resolution
31. Why did the website break up with its hosting provider?
Because it couldn’t handle the downtime.
32. Why did the web developer go to the zoo?
Because he wanted to see some wild CSS.
33. Why did the website get into a fight with the database?
Because it couldn’t handle the SQL injections.
34. Why did the website get a job as a gardener?
Because it knew how to weed out the bugs.
35. Why did the website go to the doctor?
Because it had too many viruses.
36. Why did the CSS file go to therapy?
Because it had too many selectors to deal with.
37. Why did the website get a job as a chef?
Because it knew how to handle server requests.
38. Why did the web developer bring a magnifying glass to work?
Because he needed to debug his code.
39. Why did the website refuse to play hide and seek?
Because it didn’t want to deal with SEO.
40. Why did the web designer go to the gym?
Because they heard it was good for their flexbox.
